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LET THE SUMMER OF SUCK BEGIN!

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Ah, summer. Sipping on mint julip mojito marguerites by the inflatable pool while watching your skin Kentucky fry to a golden crisp which will inevitably turn cancerous and kill you before your time. You see, summer always starts with the same level of optimism and wishful thinking, but then reality sets in. Hot anticipated “Summer Blockbuster” movies turn out to be a bummer summer of sequels. “Summer Love” turns into Summer of “i didn’t know she wasn’t 18”. We’ve all seen this movie. Let the Summer of Suck begin.

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June 1, 2007 at 7:04 pm

SUCKING WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE!

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R Kelly flirts with water sports, Costner returns to Water World, Lost gets watered down, and Bush meets his Waterloo. All this and more on this week’s American Suck Countdown. Enjoy.

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May 25, 2007 at 11:35 pm

HOW EXACTLY DOES AMERICA SUCK THIS WEEK? LET ME COUNTDOWN THE WAYS.

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Savor the suck and be good to one another.

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May 18, 2007 at 7:50 pm

BEHOLDETH THY SUCKAGE!

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Here’s this weeks American Suck Countdown. Enjoy you bastards.

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May 4, 2007 at 10:23 pm

COMMANDER-IN-SUCK!

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Here is this week’s American Suck Countdown. Enjoy.

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April 27, 2007 at 6:48 pm

IT’S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE SUCK!

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Fergie, Canada, Jeremy Piven, and so much more!

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April 20, 2007 at 8:06 pm

HOLY INTERNAL REVENUE OF SUCKING – It’s This Week’s American Suck Countdown.

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It’s Friday – which means it must be time for the American Suck Countdown. Enjoy.

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April 13, 2007 at 4:16 pm