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POLITICAL CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR!

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The candidates were asked to make change at the last democratic debate. Sadly, Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton had none. If I had 4 quarters for a dollar, I would totally make change for this hot reporter!

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January 11, 2008 at 6:55 pm

MIKE HUCKABEE AND CHUCK NORRIS ARE COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHERF*CKING DAY, YEAH!

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This commercial for Republican Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, proves that Mike Judge’s 2006 film, “Idiocracy”, was not a futuristic satire, but a documentary from the future. How did the Republican Party fall this far from the tree? We can’t wait for the democratic response – my money is on Hillary doing “Dick in a Box” with Justin Timberlake while gloating that her Johnson is firm on foreign policy.

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November 21, 2007 at 8:04 pm

WEDGIE-PROOF UNDERWEAR BEST INVENTION EVER!

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Nine-year old inventors created the invention of the century, solving neither-region problems for wedgie recipients everywhere. Fox News broke the story – take that CNN!

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November 13, 2007 at 9:45 pm

NEWS YOU CAN DANCE TO!

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September 5, 2007 at 7:37 pm

BEHOLDETH THY SUCKAGE!

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Here’s this weeks American Suck Countdown. Enjoy you bastards.

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May 4, 2007 at 10:23 pm

O’REILLY AND GERALDO GO AT IT LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE!

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Call me crazy, but something tells me that these two had passionate make-up sex after this little fight on TV.

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April 8, 2007 at 9:25 pm

REPORTER CAT FIGHT!

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Local FOX NEWS reporter, Kathleen Cochran, fondles a putty-tat and pays the price. Oh, my – what these reporters won’t do to get the hard news stories!

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March 30, 2007 at 1:12 am