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MIKE HUCKABEE AND CHUCK NORRIS ARE COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHERF*CKING DAY, YEAH!

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This commercial for Republican Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, proves that Mike Judge’s 2006 film, “Idiocracy”, was not a futuristic satire, but a documentary from the future. How did the Republican Party fall this far from the tree? We can’t wait for the democratic response – my money is on Hillary doing “Dick in a Box” with Justin Timberlake while gloating that her Johnson is firm on foreign policy.

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November 21, 2007 at 8:04 pm

STOP THE FALSINESS, STEPHEN COLBERT!

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All that granola has made these hippies strong! Stong enough to take on Stephen Colbert and his contempt for the environment. A campaign to stop the “falsiness” is underway from the moveon.org group, the political change machine started by hippie anarchist, George Soros.

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March 23, 2007 at 12:13 pm

PRESIDENT RUSH LIMBAUGH? IT COULD HAPPEN — SO SAYS FAUX NEWS!

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FAUX NEWS, the comedy juggernaut, launched their new neo-con Daily Show with a sketch about Rush Limbaugh as President in ’08. Bring on the comedy!

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February 21, 2007 at 3:37 am

FAUX NEWS FIRES-UP THE FUNNY WITH IT’S OWN DAILY SHOW RIP-OFF

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Wow. A news network, not Comedy Central, an actual “news network”, or one that claims to be one, is dipping it’s feet into currently chartered comedy waters by launching a Daily Show rip-off from the right. Can you smell the Peabody? I hope they’re successful enough to try other new bold territories — like porn. I bet O’Reilly knows how to give a good money shot.

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February 18, 2007 at 1:19 am