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POLITICAL CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR!

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The candidates were asked to make change at the last democratic debate. Sadly, Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton had none. If I had 4 quarters for a dollar, I would totally make change for this hot reporter!

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January 11, 2008 at 6:55 pm

KELLY PICKLER SHOWS THE WORLD THAT SHE IS “MORE DUMBER” THAN MISS SOUTH CAROLINA.

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And best of all, she gets to vote! And what’s even scarier is that there are more people like Kelly Pickler and Miss South Carolina than there are of you and your erudite buddies. If you thought there was no chance in hell that Mike Huckabee could be the next President of the United States, guess again. I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again ; the movie “Idiocracy” is not a fictional satire, it is a crystal ball.

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November 30, 2007 at 7:35 pm

MIKE HUCKABEE AND CHUCK NORRIS ARE COMING TO SAVE THE MOTHERF*CKING DAY, YEAH!

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This commercial for Republican Presidential candidate, Mike Huckabee, proves that Mike Judge’s 2006 film, “Idiocracy”, was not a futuristic satire, but a documentary from the future. How did the Republican Party fall this far from the tree? We can’t wait for the democratic response – my money is on Hillary doing “Dick in a Box” with Justin Timberlake while gloating that her Johnson is firm on foreign policy.

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November 21, 2007 at 8:04 pm

NEWS YOU CAN DANCE TO!

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September 5, 2007 at 7:37 pm

LOCAL “DRUNKS WITH GUNS” CLUB SEEN AS LIBERATORS IN IRAQ.

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COALITION of the WILLING

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June 22, 2007 at 9:57 pm

LET THE SUMMER OF SUCK BEGIN!

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Ah, summer. Sipping on mint julip mojito marguerites by the inflatable pool while watching your skin Kentucky fry to a golden crisp which will inevitably turn cancerous and kill you before your time. You see, summer always starts with the same level of optimism and wishful thinking, but then reality sets in. Hot anticipated “Summer Blockbuster” movies turn out to be a bummer summer of sequels. “Summer Love” turns into Summer of “i didn’t know she wasn’t 18”. We’ve all seen this movie. Let the Summer of Suck begin.

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June 1, 2007 at 7:04 pm

SUCKING WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE!

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R Kelly flirts with water sports, Costner returns to Water World, Lost gets watered down, and Bush meets his Waterloo. All this and more on this week’s American Suck Countdown. Enjoy.

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May 25, 2007 at 11:35 pm