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BUG IN MOUTH FREAKS OUT REPORTER!

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This guys is amazing. He starts off in his homogenized tv news guy voice until a bug flies into his mouth and he loses it. Hysterical.

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June 12, 2008 at 8:20 pm

POLITICAL CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR!

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The candidates were asked to make change at the last democratic debate. Sadly, Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton had none. If I had 4 quarters for a dollar, I would totally make change for this hot reporter!

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January 11, 2008 at 6:55 pm

WEDGIE-PROOF UNDERWEAR BEST INVENTION EVER!

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Nine-year old inventors created the invention of the century, solving neither-region problems for wedgie recipients everywhere. Fox News broke the story – take that CNN!

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November 13, 2007 at 9:45 pm

MAN MOONS MORNING SHOW

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October 24, 2007 at 6:24 pm

BEST SPORTS BROADCAST BLOOPER EVER!

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It’s time for News Channel 12’s Pat Murphy with sports, and the most hilariously inappropriate clip possible. The story: paralyzed Buffalo Bills tight end Kevin Everett has regained feeling in his arms and legs. But the footage? Something else entirely different. Let’s go to weather!

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October 12, 2007 at 2:43 pm

DON’T TASER ME BRO!

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It’s here! The all new Heavy Show with Taryn Southern (yes, the same girl who sang lesbian longings to Hillary Clinton). Taryn is our new entertainment girl and she’ll be reporting from Hollywood twice a week. Her first episode will not disappoint. Enjoy!

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September 21, 2007 at 10:41 pm

NEWS YOU CAN DANCE TO!

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September 5, 2007 at 7:37 pm