Archive for the ‘The Heavy Show’ Category
TOM CRUISE SCIENTOLOGY VIDEO!
Tom Cruise just amped crazy up to 11. I just Thetan’d up in my mouth a little.
HAYDEN PANETTIERE ON DRUGS
Hayden Panettiere is an Italian-American actress, singer, and Grammy Award nominee. She is best known for her role as Claire Bennett in “Heroes”, and also had memorable roles in “Ally McBeal”, “One Life to Live” and “Guiding Light.” She’s also slated to release her debut solo album in December 2007. In this faux interview segment, The Heavy Show host Taryn Southern talks with Hayden Panettiere about drugs, and whether heroes use them, especially for 6 months straight.
POLITICAL CHANGE FOR A DOLLAR!
The candidates were asked to make change at the last democratic debate. Sadly, Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton had none. If I had 4 quarters for a dollar, I would totally make change for this hot reporter!
BRITNEY SPEARS APPLIES FOR BARTENDING JOB (and no this is NOT a joke)
It’s The Heavy Show, starring host Taryn Southern. This week, Taryn brings you all the dirt on …
Britney Spears’ potential gig as a bartender in Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica
The jewelry line that sued disturbed Britney Spears fan Chris Crocker (“Leave Britney Alone!”)
The latest gossip on Brangelina, including what off-Broadway show they attended recently
In the Celebritics segment, Sharon Osbourne talks about stem cell research, and talks down to Taryn.
Plus, see the trailer to Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie!
KIM KARDASHIAN’S FAKE BUTT, DE LA HOYA IN FISHNETS, AND HILLARY CLINTON GOES STRAIGHT.
THE HEAVY SHOW is at it again – breaking news on Kim Kardashian’s rumored fake buttocks; De La Hoya in drag, and is Hillary Clinton giving up her lesbian leanings in order to capture the straight girl vote?
DON’T TASER ME BRO!
It’s here! The all new Heavy Show with Taryn Southern (yes, the same girl who sang lesbian longings to Hillary Clinton). Taryn is our new entertainment girl and she’ll be reporting from Hollywood twice a week. Her first episode will not disappoint. Enjoy!
