Archive for the ‘Suck Countdown’ Category
LET THE SUMMER OF SUCK BEGIN!
Ah, summer. Sipping on mint julip mojito marguerites by the inflatable pool while watching your skin Kentucky fry to a golden crisp which will inevitably turn cancerous and kill you before your time. You see, summer always starts with the same level of optimism and wishful thinking, but then reality sets in. Hot anticipated “Summer Blockbuster” movies turn out to be a bummer summer of sequels. “Summer Love” turns into Summer of “i didn’t know she wasn’t 18″. We’ve all seen this movie. Let the Summer of Suck begin.
SUCKING WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE!
HOW EXACTLY DOES AMERICA SUCK THIS WEEK? LET ME COUNTDOWN THE WAYS.
Savor the suck and be good to one another.
BEHOLDETH THY SUCKAGE!
Here’s this weeks American Suck Countdown. Enjoy you bastards.
COMMANDER-IN-SUCK!
Here is this week’s American Suck Countdown. Enjoy.
IT’S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE SUCK!
Fergie, Canada, Jeremy Piven, and so much more!
HOLY INTERNAL REVENUE OF SUCKING – It’s This Week’s American Suck Countdown.
It’s Friday – which means it must be time for the American Suck Countdown. Enjoy.
10 THINGS THAT SUCK WORSE THAN GLOBAL WARMING!
Suck on this week’s American Suck Countdown! Hillary Duff, tough talking wimps, paris hilton, obnoxious drarf, smart phones, violent christians, Hillary Swank’s new movie, Republicans! And so much more! Enjoy.
FILET O’ SUCK! HERE IS THIS WEEK’S AMERICAN SUCK COUNTDOWN.
It’s no secret chubby Jared Leto’s after Sharon Stone’s ham, Senators beg for Bush’s pardon, and a Battlestar gets Lost while a trekkie looks for work. Enjoy!
NEW AMERICAN SUCK COUNTDOWN.
Here is this week’s American Suck Countdown. Enjoy!
