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IS THIS NEW TEEN TREND DANGEROUS?

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GHOST RIDING has already been deemed as too passe for some urban teens. In it’s place they have taken to “Furniture Humping”, most notably ottomans, sitting chairs, and in some cases even entertainment centers. Parents are up in arms over this new teen trend as they see the value of their home furnishings decrease with every simulated coffee table copulation. We’ll keep you posted on further developments.

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Written by heavynews

May 25, 2007 at 1:04 pm

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