BAD NEWSCASTERS
News “anchor” girl, Merry Miller botches this interview so severely it really makes you wonder if Brian “boom goes the dynamite” Collins is sitting at home thanking his lucky stars that someone else has finally been crowned “the worst news anchor-person in history”.
The funniest tidbit is that ABC is trying to shill this little disaster as a positive. I have to be honest, I so love that they’re trying to spin this into online gold. It proves that some people can actually make lemons out of lemonade (think about it).
BEST FOULMOUTHED WEATHERMAN OF ALL TIME!!
Melanie had some “issues” with some of her former colleagues at FOX 28 in Elkhart, Indiana — so we we’re able to pick her up for a song. We look forward to her f*cking-up our little news show sometime in the very near future. Here’s to you, Melanie. Welcome aboard.
The governments program to “leave no newscaster behind” is clearly not working. This reporter needs some hooked on phonics and fast!
Local FOX NEWS reporter, Kathleen Cochran, fondles a putty-tat and pays the price. Oh, my – what these reporters won’t do to get the hard news stories!
Lovingly known as “Louis”, this Athens, OHIO (thanks jd!) man has gone down in history as the Brian Collins of weather. Although, I can’t help but notice that he resembles a young Ray Romano. EVERYBODY LOVES LOUIS! Poor bastard.
Most news anchors and weathermen want a name that has punch. Something that stands out from the crowd and says, “World, take me seriously and I shall show you the promise land in 60 second bytes on the television.” Well, I wish I could say that this guy accomplished that goal, but I can’t. See for yourself.
In what could only be described as journalism’s (and I use that term loosely here) most “awkward” moment ever, Glen “the sex machine” Beck has solidified himself in the annals of CNN history as the creepiest news host ever – a distinction that Lou Dobbs held until now. I felt like I was watching “To Catch A Preditor”.
Does anyone else smell a Peabody? It is always inspiring to see local news dive deep into the fringes of suburbia to un-earth new disturbing teen trends. Provocative stuff. I am now so EMO-informed, I just shat a bat and I’m crying a little.
In America we don’t expect all that much from our weathermen (ahem, weather-people). We know their predictions are dismally useless, so we may as well be entertained. With exception to weatherman king, Matt Mathis, this South Florida “weather-person” is a hard act to follow.
This is a video “ode” to Mark Mathis, the infamous weatherman from FOX NEWS CHARLOTTE. Mark was like that crazy uncle of the family who bought you and your friends beer and did rails off an intern’s breasts because a mirrored table had become too blase. Mark was eventually fired from Fox News Charlotte, but only after he had returned to work clean from rehab. Apparently the ratings sunk as Charlottans grew tired of the newly sober weatherman. We salute you, Mark Mathis, and as with all newscasters that get fired with panache, you always have a job with us at Heavy News. Give us a call.
Another talk show host bites the dust, this time over a hysterical outburst over his guest whose doctors accidentally removed his testicles.
BRIAN COLLINS, WHERE ARE YOU? This instant classic sports caster clip has been around for years. Does anyone know whatever happened to “Boom Goes the Dynamite” Brian Collins?
We make it a policy over here at Heavy News to immediately hire news people who get fired because of their “spontaneity” on the air. So, Matt, if you see this — call us! You’re hired!
