LET THE SUMMER OF SUCK BEGIN!
Ah, summer. Sipping on mint julip mojito marguerites by the inflatable pool while watching your skin Kentucky fry to a golden crisp which will inevitably turn cancerous and kill you before your time. You see, summer always starts with the same level of optimism and wishful thinking, but then reality sets in. Hot anticipated “Summer Blockbuster” movies turn out to be a bummer summer of sequels. “Summer Love” turns into Summer of “i didn’t know she wasn’t 18″. We’ve all seen this movie. Let the Summer of Suck begin.
