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TEEN TREND ALERT! TEENS ARE USING COMPUTERS TO CONTROL OTHER PEOPLE’S BRAINS.

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Teens, always looking for the next new thing, have taken a break from their MySpace pages and have jumped into the new teen trend called “mindjacking”, or “brain riding”. The trend started in England and has caused wide-spread panic as this Kensington Report shows in shocking detail.

Other Kensington Report reports:

Thinking Causes Cancer!
Racism Caused By Cheese.

Written by heavynews

March 15, 2007 at 5:47 pm

Posted in *, Breaking News, Funny, Heavy News Insider, Humor, Kensington Report, Politics, Video

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    March 22, 2007 at 7:56 pm

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