WOMAN DIALS 911 TO MAKE SEXY-TIME WITH POLICE. HUNKY COPS PROMPTLY ARREST WOMAN FOR ABUSING 911, AND THROW HER IN JAIL WHERE SHE MAKES SEXY-TIME WITH SAME-SEX BUNK-MATE.
We think the city should re-think it’s position here. At $1.95 per “hook-me up with a cop 911 call”, they stand to make a lot of $$. They could afford to lower property taxes. Everyone wins, except the people calling with emergencies, but who cares, you’ve lowered property taxes! I can smell the mayoral re-election campaign now!
